Monday, October 02, 2006
Anyone want to hear a scrumilicious story?Once upon a time, in a land far far far away, there lived a stone. His name was stony. This mr stony was a hard creature. Mr stony had a pet named mr donkey. Mr donkey had his own pet called mr man. They went on a journey to arabia and got lost in the sahara desert.
There!
Like it?
I kinda edited some parts and added stuff.
Got my inspiration from the knick knacks on mr chiang's table.
There was this painted stone on his table and his daughter's sunday school worksheet.
It had a man and a donkey on it.
I used to like doing those sunday school handouts.
Colouring out of the lines and everywhere.
So i told my story to everyone in the pe room.
Me: (tells story) -trying to engage the crowd.
Everyone: yadda yadda yadda. -basically not listening.
Me: so now, who wants me to continue my story?
Everyone: yadda yadda yadda.
Mr chiang: no one's listening. -booms with laughter. i'll give you a suggestion. go to the toilet and tell the toilet bowl your story. maybe it'll react.
Me: HAH.
Yu'en: we're not even listeninggg.
GraceD: -giggles nonstop.
Stefanie: darling, stop. no one's bothering. don't diu ren xian yan.
Emi: HAHAHA. cute story.
Mr sham: -giggles as well.
Honestly, i think they LOVED it.
Look at their responses.
Anyways, i went out to share with the world what an intriguing story i had.
Stefanie was chasing after me, saying something about not throwing her face.
HAHAHA.
Avril, carmen, mandy, shawnchew and leeseng liked it as well(:
Well, what can i say.
I have a flare for telling stories(:
English paper 1 was alright.
I liked the compo part.
I did question 4: grandparents.
I thought i was the only one doing that one.
Turned out hordes of people also did that.
But anyways.
Guess what i wrote?
I'll just give you the gist of it.
When i was younger, i used to watch alot of cartoon shows and it influenced me into thinking that friendly and jolly grannies are those who are round and plump(ohman! forgot about the curly grey hair). Contrastingly, grannies who are skinny and frail looking are the cranky and fussy ones who would bite of the head of anyone who dares cross paths with them. so being a young and naive child, i was terrified of my grandmother(who was obviously the skinny one). Until one day, i fell sick and my grannie took care of me. Only then i was enlightened. Grannies can be nice, no matter what size they come in.
There was somemore.
But those are nitty gritty details.
Paper 2 was uh...
There wasn't even sufficient content to write for the summary.
But nevermind.
I did my best, and now, God will do the rest.
I. WANT. TO. WEAR. A. BLAZER.
Pronto.
Yu'en gets to wear one.
Why can't i?
And she's doing VIP ushering.
I'm food server i/c.
Joleen said that i can't wear a blazer because i'll get food all over it.
I won't.
I promise.
Food serving is nice, but i still want to wear a blazerrr.
GRRR.
I shall steal yu'en's job and be the VIP usher.
Then i'll get to wear the blazer(:
Haaa...
My anger has sizzled off already.
Grace and mandy were tearing me apart.
Literally.
My bag.
My file.
TSK.
Carissaleeshuxian:
You're such a sweetie. thanks for the hershey's and the card. since you're being so nice, i shall let you off for insulting my taste. both rock(:
Off to cram geog stuff into my thinking box.
Please say it'll work today.
And oh!
My charger exploded.
I'm not kidding.
The thing just BANG! exploded in my face.
But i wasn't injured or anything.
Just...TRAUMATISED.
So my phone is lacking battery and going to die a painful, lingering death.
Now you know, if i don't reply your sms-es, that's the reason why.
HAHAHA.
Hang in there those who are mugging.
For EOYs.
For Os.
Jiayouuu.
Toodles lovelies and God bless<3
Anonymous walked on the sunny side.
2:12 PM.
2:12 PM.