Sunday, December 17, 2006
UTT CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT BE GAY!Someone please pinch me and tell me it's all my overactive imagination. Utt CANNOT i repeat CANNOT be gay. He's some self-professed junkie gay. Plus! No one's ever seen him with a gay partner or going to a gay club before. & everyone knows that a self-professed gay who doesn't have a gay partner or goes to gay clubs is not a gay.
Ah, i feel consoled.
But nevertheless still pissed by that shocking fact. I actually screamed in the midst of a crowd of random people at Bedok Town Centre. Okay, maybe not screamed. But rather...cried out in ANGUISH.
Sian. Your whoever friend who told you that Utt is gay is so sadly deluded. But let's not put our guard down and go google him and find out the truth. Even though we know that UTT IS SO NOT GAY RIGHT?
Why oh why oh why do hot eligible popular tall dark and handsome(sound familiar Debs?)bachelors have to turn to the dark side? Look at Sir Elton John's partner. He's everything i stated earlier. Oh sigh. Human's fallen nature. It's really depressing and i don't know why i'm getting so uptight about it.
Okay, i'm sorry about the dark side thing. Unintentional i promise.
Had this sudden wave of despondency. BUT! God is really good. He sent us friends to help out. Thank you Sian, Jul for you know what. & Gid for being nonsensical and making me laugh and forget all about Utt being gay.
Oh poot. I'm taking it too seriously.
Anonymous walked on the sunny side.
6:44 PM.
6:44 PM.